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The Saggy, Baggy Boobs Blues,
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Thursday, October 28, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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We all got em'...


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 We’re all getting old,

Our bra’s we’ve long ago sold,

It doesn’t matter that I’m not a girl,

Still my chest cups are just as much unfurled…

 

My hair does not get colored,

I am just as gray as most of us old farts,

All of us as we age do take on our lasting parts,

Burping, belching and flowing our rather juicy farts…

 

Hopefully we’ll be permitted our saggy, baggy boobs,

They give us old dudes our sour attitudes,

Here I am not too of you delude,

Just to give you mostly many inexactitudes. 

© -Ed- 10/28/2021 

 

 


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 Reviews of "The Saggy, Baggy Boobs Blues,"
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 30, 2021
HaHa!! Our body is just the suitcase for our soul, Ed. It ages but somehow we don't seem to. Made me laugh..except for the juicy farts part...there are some realities I prefer to forget about. Happy Halloween to you, stay safe and stay away from mirrors. Reality bites...hard.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 30, 2021
You can grow your boobies naturally or even get a boob job. I'm going to stick with my manly physique words long as I can.

Ron


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