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Hospital Attire
by William E Munsell → (All Poetry by William E Munsell)
Wednesday, November 6, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Modesty Lost

 

 

Hospital Attire

 

One of the things that gets me down

Is wearing an official hospital gown.

In some hospital room you strip bare

and put on this silly gown to wear

 

You’ll notice the garment has a lack

Of material enough to close the back

but the staff does not seem to care

about your exposed derriere


Its hard to feel debonair

With butt cheeks hanging in the air.

When you go strolling down the aisle

you’ll flash everyone a vertical smile


I must say in my defense

I have better fashion sense

So I’d ask you all, “Cut me some slack

and please ignore my exposed crack .”

 

 

W. Munsell 2019


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 Reviews of "Hospital Attire"
Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on December 12, 2020
Fun in the words Will- I've sure been there a number of times

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 10, 2019
Very, both true, and funny at the same time. A real keeper.

That hospital gown certainly seems to be a butt of disagreement. But we all come in our birthday suits and should be proud of them. We should just, "grin and bare it all." I think the whole problem is that we tend to let ourselves go so that we are embarrassed by our own bodies. Don't blame that on the gown. Confess and let it all hang out.

My physical condition has made me pretty exposed most of the time. Not at all embarrassed over it anymore.

Ron

Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on November 8, 2019
Thanks to all my reviewers.
Ed, Unfortunately undies were not an option,
John D, "Bun cover" (cute) covers are a great idea but I doubt medicare would "Cover" the costs
Michael, Too funny as always your way with words is amazing'
John H. Thanks, for the laugh your comment brought
Jerry, Me too

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on November 8, 2019
Gawd! But I hate those damn things.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on November 8, 2019
And on that note, here is my crack of a smile. No doubt often thought but rarely said.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on November 7, 2019
As soon as you put one on, you know the end is in sight.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on November 7, 2019
Yes. I agree with Ed, it's too funny but also TMI.
I bet they could charge an extra 5-10 for a special bun cover.
But what would we have to talk about after the visit was over?
Loved the humor!
John Michael


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 6, 2019
This is truly funny, and actually TMI, I don't want to think of how others look like in their hospital gowns, as I always wear my undies without track marks hopefully...-e-


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