YOU NEVER NOSE
A poet sat down to compose,
But eraser dirt tickled his nose.
He sniffled, he snorted,
The poem was aborted,
And his sneeze sprayed all over his clothes!

SAD SACK
A sick girl was sunken in gloom;
She felt like her home was a tomb.
Other kids were all out,
Gaily running about,
While she was confined to her room.

MEET THE MISSUS
On the day that I married my Beau,
The whole town was certain to know,
For the name that I'd carried
Was changed when we married;
Now I'm Mrs. wherever I go!

DOGGIE PLAYGROUND
My dog learned to climb up the slide
By the ladder that stood on the side;
When she got to the top,
She decided to stop,
But she slipped, lost her grip, what a ride!

LIMERICK LAMENTATIONS
  A limerick she wanted to write,
So she scribbled all through the long night.
When morning came nigh,
She breathed a big sigh,
And decided she's not very bright!