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The yogi, yoga, and yogurt
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I have no idea if this is a poem, maybe it's prose but it's written by me SO THERE. Fifi Larouche
I was practicing yoga at the local studio when my yogi came in to talk to me He said yoga is very good because it helps balance my chakras I had no idea what he was talking about But I felt real hungry after he left So I decided to eat some yogurt By the way my yogi has never been with a woman THAT'S WHY HE'S A YOGI HE HAS TO USE HIS BRAINS ALL THE TIME TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

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Reviews of "The yogi, yoga, and yogurt"

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle

Reviewed on August 30, 2008

lol this is a pretty good poem and hilarious.I enjoy reading it,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on August 30, 2008

Marcus,

Thank you for the laugh, this was beautiful!

Mary

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