Feeeeeeel the burn as the sun
beams down:  a laser designed
to cook you where you stand.

Who needs a grill?  Step outside
and let the heat and the
humidity do the job.

You become Cajun blackened,
seasoning the air with
the spices from your armpits.

Begging for relief will
do no good.  You didn't know
you'd be the featured course

at the 'Come-one-come-all-there's-
enough-for-everyone!'
Texas Bar-B-Que.  Yup.  That's

how they do it down here:
they let the weather do the
work as they sip their iced

tea and sit under the fans:
just waiting to get that
first.  Delicious (mmm!).  Bite.