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The Mirror
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Looked in the mirror one day The person in there wasn’t me There was some fat lady there Wondering how on earth she Got that way. Ran into an old friend the other day, She said, “How nice to see you! Congratulations, when’s the baby due?” Running back to the days of old, I was so thin, they called me Bones Six feet tall and 135, they said I didn’t Eat enough to keep a scarecrow alive. Well, the scarecrow is alive and well, But as for me, I look like hell!

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Reviews of "The Mirror"

Reviewed by Terry Robertson

Reviewed on May 5, 2012

You can tackle painful universal issues that plague us all, yet you do it with a delightful sense of humor. Well done!

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer

Reviewed on April 29, 2012

Dear Mary, wonderfully tall to carry it all!

~~ Thankfully it's said that the 'you' who looks in the mirror is not the 'True You'....

Love and Smiles, Suzie xox :-)

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on April 24, 2012

Don't do this to me, hahahaha,
I tried to keep this to myself.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 17, 2008

I appreciate your sense of humor, Mary. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on June 5, 2008

Honest touch but nicely light
John

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle

Reviewed on June 5, 2008

There are poems that made me laugh and smile and this is one of them.I enjoy reading your poem very much

Edwin

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on June 5, 2008

Mary, I think what the man said was, laugh and the world etcetera.
I'm laughing. - Gene.

Reviewed by John Leko

Reviewed on June 5, 2008

...your reflective humor is contagious Mary...
and I am still laughing...
JOhn

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on June 5, 2008

HiLARious!! LOL Thanks for the smiles; very well penned, Mary! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still laughin'*

Reviewed by Staci Gansky-Wagner

Reviewed on June 5, 2008

Funny!

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