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Pass the Guilt, Please by Susan Corpany
"How much are we messing up our kids by writing about them?" she asked.
"There is a lot of guilt in this room, isn't there?" he replied...
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Passport Application Letter by Mark Lichterman
What is going on? You must have a gang of bureaucratic Neanderthal morons working there!
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Past Participles by By George xx
The future is no place for Past Particilpes...
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Past-Present-Future by Patrick Kennedy
There are so many things a senior must consider, remember, and plan for. This is a rundown of all things that are happening, have happened, and will h...
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Patrick's Somewhat Amusing New Car Buyers Guide by Patrick Granfors
Choose your lemon from this virtual citrus grove of the industry's finest offerings ...
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Paye Pari Buddha-mama 9: Gandhibadi Judisthir by Dr. Subrata Ganguli
A post-poll write up..... with special reference to "lal-durga"
Though I didnot suugest railway ministry for Mamata Bannerjee as a "booty" for def...
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Pedicure and Chicken by By George xx
The look on her face was special....
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Penguins for Pets by Michelle Buckman
Ever considered a penguin for a pet?...
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Penny Power by By George xx
I was ripped-off for a penny...
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PENWOSE MORNING COFFEE CHAT by By George xx
Taking a chance...
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penwose Speaks by By George xx
End of year stuff...
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Persnickety by By George xx
Are you familiar with this word?...
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Perspective by By George xx
We can not live without perspective....
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Peter Falk by By George xx
I feel sorry...
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Petroglyphs by By George xx
Useless drivel...
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Pets Are Not Like Kids by Lisa Barker
Dogs and cats don’t roll their eyes when you tell them to do something. They don’t throw themselves on the floor and pitch a fit....
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PGH Takes a Hit by By George xx
Try not to snicker...
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Philosophy 101 by By George xx
Philosophy gives us hope...I hope?...
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Philosphy of Time by By George xx
We can only hope they like us?...
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Piranhas by By George xx
"VICIOUS" PIRANHAS ARE REALLY WIMPS....
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Pissing & Moaning by Mark Lichterman
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, a...
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Pitcairn by By George xx
Mutiny again!...
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Pittsburgh Connection? by By George xx
If you're from Pittsburgh, its a small world...
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Placebo Effect by By George xx
I will not say I feel better...
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Planning to stay home with the kids? Get fit! by Lisa Barker
My three-year old son has taken to running out the front door and blindly down the middle of the street. Needless to say, this is making me a nervous...
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Playing Games - Learning about Life by Suzanne Tabor
Things I have learnt from the playing the App Game'Unblock Me' ...
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Playing With The Telephone by Lucille Bellucci
A case for dubbing...
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Please Don't Call Me Reverend by J. Stephen Conn
One Pastor's tongue-in-cheek opinion of the proper title for a minister....
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Please Excuse My Mental Illness by Tova Gabrielle
[While the narrator of this piece happens to be
female, Jewish, and one who suffers from mood swings
[particularly depression] she could be an...
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Please watch my commercial by By George xx
I'm so proud!...
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Plodding Along on LA's 405 Freeway by Patrick Granfors
For those who hate commuting...
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Pocket Taser Gun by Dana Reed
A man bought a pocket taser gun for his wife. And being a man, had to try it out. This is soooo funny....
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Poetry Submission by Pearl Barley C M Donaldson
I've written a few witty light verses as you will see under the Poetry section, and I've also submitted some of them to various contests online. The ...
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Poldark by By George xx
Has anybody seen this?...
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Political Rumors by William Neven
With the election soon upon us, we all knew this was coming. The following is a list of some more recent ones that have been making the rounds. Some h...
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Politician by By George xx
The Devil's Dictionary...
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Ponderisms by Chip Bergeron
My friend Debbie Browne sent me these and I HAVE to share them....
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Poo Nine From Outer Space by Ian Thorpe
Over the past few months the UK's Ministry of Defence have been releasing from the archives files concerning reported encounters (of the third kind?) ...
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Popsicle memories by Thomas Garrett
REmember those sweet, sticky juices running down your hand? I'm talking about Popsicles....
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Porch Pirates by By George xx
To my Xwife and all other pathetic peoples ...
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Pork Skins and Cheese Whiz by D. Kelly
Deer urine. It's not much of a fashion statement....
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Porn as a weight-loss aid by Darlene Caban
Who says losing weight can't be enjoyable?...
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Porridge by By George xx
Better than a bagel...
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POTENTIAL by By George xx
I did the best with what I had…Nothing!…and became a professor. ...
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Potpourri by By George xx
Do you think?...
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Power Outage by By George xx
He who has batteries rules....
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PP-Public Peeing (only for men) by Sonal Arora
To all those who think that all public places are toilets...
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PRACTICAL JOKE; Fun With a WOODEN DONUT by Jerry Aragon Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor)
As a woodcarver for over 30 years, I carved over 200 different items, from a wooden octopus, which was on display at the Octupus Carwash...to a 14 pie...
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Prayer by Jay Driskell
Thoughts are prayers
We are always praying...
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Preakness Just Passed by By George xx
Oh, the humility!...
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