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Enough Said
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"I have decided to eat no more beans / I suppose you know why and what this means"


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Transcendental Sonnet #1310:

Enough Said

 

I have decided to eat no more beans

I suppose you know why and what this means

 

I was told I should eat them for protein

But at a price!  Apples and rice are nice

Never make mischief nor need I think twice

Of these but please remind me that the bean

Apparently does not agree with me

 

Dante has demons in hell turn and trump

One to another employing the rump

Indeed they might as well for it is hell

After all but the idea does appall

Bearing as it does the ring and the sting

Of a most awkward indelicate thing

 

No more beans!  Apples instead: enough said

 

+Steven Curtis Lance

 

 

 

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 Reviews of "Enough Said"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 21, 2005
Cute write and nice to see your sense of humour coming through.
Felix

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2005
Yes it is funny and may I suggest Beano it is supposed to help but what on earth would I do without my beans. I like them all and add hamburger and some salsa to the mix for a great soup.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 20, 2005
Beans can make others around scream,
As you, from your end release fumes,
Clearing out the biggest of rooms...

Though I would find that to be funny as hell...Ed


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