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Reporting Live from Hollywood: Oscar-Nomination-Worthy Rain
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"Whatever the Lord and Oscar may bring / In this "industry" I live love and sing / We make a production of everything"


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Reporting Live from Hollywood:

Oscar-Nomination-Worthy Rain

 

I prayed "O Lord bring back the fun"

He brought back the sun till Sunday

At least that is the day they say

Another round will be begun

Of Oscar-nomination-worthy rain

 

A few days in which to dry out

Before we all get hosed again

And wonder if a waterspout

Will come ashore down at Seal Beach

Or rockslide berms on PCH will breach

 

I would not complain but I should explain

It only happens in February

And none of us here are ever very

Good at handling any sort of weather

 

But this rain does bring people together

If only in a muddle or a crash

And always in a puddle with a splash

This being Hollywood we are quite good

At making the most of it with a dash

Of style as we muck about for awhile

 

Whatever the Lord and Oscar may bring

In this "industry" I live love and sing

We make a production of everything

 

+Steven Curtis Lance ASCAP

(my initials make me sound more "industry")

 

 

 

Copyright MMV  Silke LLC

 

Oscar TM  AMPAS

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 Reviews of "Reporting Live from Hollywood: Oscar-Nomination-Worthy Rain"
Reviewed on February 23, 2005
Here's hoping for an Oscar-winning sunny (and dry) period for y'all in Cali! Cute write; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Cali is in my prayers!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2005
Okay and I hope that the Oscars go well. I don't know if your initials sound like industrial but in some ways reminds me of Saturaday Night Live a still funny and interesting show.

Reviewed on February 23, 2005
Steven,

You sure have had the winning totals, haven't you? JAYS! Hope the weather clears up for you SOON!

An excellent write--if you can laugh though pouring rains and tornadoes, you can do anything!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)


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