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Feline Celibacy
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"Have you ever been tempted to say / When pursued to avoid being rude / That you are gay / Though you are not / To get away / No matter what?"


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Feline Celibacy:
Some Idiot Will Say This is Not a Sonnet

Have you ever been tempted to say
When pursued to avoid being rude
That you are gay
Though you are not
To get away
No matter what?

There is this one: when I think of her
Though I enjoy the opposite sex
I wish I were
And wish I could
Escape her hex
Be understood
As celibate with a big fat cat
Be left alone and leave it at that

+Steven Curtis Lance



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 Reviews of "Feline Celibacy"
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on August 27, 2005
Excellent write Steve...

peace, Carole

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 27, 2005
Steve, this is a great statement in it's simplicity. No one should judge others work on the basis of their sexuality. If Da Vinci, Poe, Madona or Princess Di were gay would it have really changed the status of their worth in their chosen professiions. Keep on writing friend.
Felix

Reviewed on August 27, 2005
I haven't understood a sonnet yet Steve, but- if it means ----> It's sings to heart like a lulliby- then,I guess I knew it along! or my heart and soul responded to it easily, when you speak and write them- as YOU do~! : ) We say what we must- to avoid a fuss----> : ) Thanks 4 putting a smile on this morning my friend--- This is a sweet -sweet sonnet-
WArmly&Sweetly,Sheeeox

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 27, 2005
Purrrfect write "Cat Steven...s" would love this....sonnet....lol!!

Ask me what a sonnet is and I have to lie....all I know your work is like "stories" to me!!

Now maybe I am the fool...oops okay..you said it

"Some Idiot Will Say This is Not a Sonnet"..but I truly and honestly does not know the difference...NO JOKING!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Joni Stewart-Hague
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
My cat has fallen in love with the picture....now what do we do about that ? lol. Great write Steven........love it.
Joni

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
Oh Steve, can I be that one idiot, please, pretty please, I have always enjoyed being my villages idiot, but if I am an idiot, how would I know what the hell a sonnet is anyway...? Sorry, Rufuz may be a virgin, but that might be considered interbreeding with another species, so he will stay with doggies...;) Ed (oh and rufuz)


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