The manatee man cannot see his penis He guesses if it were longer he could Guesses again if it were longer would He be in his dilemma? No matter: He is on the go while growing fatter Out on the town now in search of his Venus
Huffing and puffing smiling but bluffing Sweating profusely hoping obtusely As only an amorous manatee man With a will and a way and money can do
Money can be glamorous (he knows it can) And he is willing to spend Whatever they charge For a temporary friend Looking to live large With a will and a way and dinner for two
Or maybe for three for four or for more When pigs fly and when manatee men soar
O.K., I just snorted coffee out my nose! My husband had to look over my shoulder to see what was so funny, and he rarely reads poetry, but we both really enjoyed this one. I guess he doesn't need to actually 'see it' as long as he can still use it?
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