Warning! Not for the faint of heart nor keen of nose! Read at your own risk (I got good legal news today and am in a silly mood; sorry).
Hitler Farted Constantly
Did you know Hitler farted constantly? Indeed he did and took pills for it too
A failed painter and tendentious writer As full of bile as he was full of shit The servants nicknamed him "Carpet Biter" Because of his temper (or lack of it)
And quite the pervert he turns out to be He made his poor niece Geli Raubal sit On Uncle Adolf's face (to her disgrace) Yet thought himself top of some master race
Even with twenty-eight drugs just in case And all his hollering hullabaloo He still went down farting in history With his round rump trumpeting: "tootle-oo!"
Lol! You nut! But quite the intelligent one. Reminds me of the dialogue I had with a friend recently on messenger in which the subject was the beloved(not!)Furer. Oh I saved it, it was such a hoot. I was laughing tears. Glad you're happy and justice has prevailed!
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Regis
This brought me joy today actually - where it came from I imagine will remain a mystery, maybe even to the writer.
Can you imagine a master race, all with IBS?
Richard
Lin
Love Tinka :)
Aberjhani
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
as Hitler may sue,
he may have burped but never did he fart there in lieu...ed