From out of the darkness they came
Two Monsters with nearly the same name
They prey on each other and also your mother
Competing for your last dime with no shame
They each have a following that’s huge
They have mastered retail subterfuge
And with everything for Christmas made in China
To the American worker they are Scrooge
The K-Martians worship the blue light
When it’s lit be prepared for a fight
That little old granny will knock you straight on your fanny
When the frenzy reaches its full height
The Wal-Martians worship the Smiley
Advertising iconic genius so wily
For price rollbacks they drool over Smiley the ghoul
And trample the greeters we thought of so highly
So let’s put both of the tribes in the same place
And attach the blue light to old Smiley’s face
Oh what fun it would be to turn the light on and see
The inevitable wrestle mania disgrace
Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors
Be always safe,
Karen
Anna
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., "Mule Face" (Aka Karen Lynn). :( (Thanka. A. LOT. Dude! LOL)
Sorry people, my Christmas was simple and was... better.
Gd bless you all, He doesn't call collect.
Georg
Regis