Back on my stinkin’ diet
I’m eating twigs and leaves
It’s not a resolution
And it all gives me the heaves
My doctor made me do it
He claims an oink I am
Doesn’t he watch commercials?
The other white meat is ham
I’m not a calorie counter
Don’t measure fat in grams
I ignore the carbohydrates
And concentrate on hams
I like ham smoked with hickory
I love ham that’s honey glazed
I love ham atop my pizza
Stacked so high you’d be amazed
Next week’s my day of reckoning
To answer Doctor’s call
Eating these damned twigs and leaves
Will have no effect at all
There’s just a tiny chance in hell
My cholesterol will be cut
And I’ll have to sit in quiet disgrace
As the doc chews on my butt
Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors
Regis
Anna
Quacks give me the willies, when they are right usually they are wrong, and when they are wrong they give you those blue pills...Oh boy!
Georg
Tis best in the end.
Though I got a giggle outa this :):)
Ch'erie xx
good luck with your results!;-)
ET
it also helps me to stay on track. You have my sympathies Patrick, it's a hard trial you're going through all around, my prayers too.
Jasmin Horst