An Ode to Whiny Thugs (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

An Ode to Whiny Thugs
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I hit the wrong button yesterday before this was complete and temporarily posted it...To the tune of Old MacDonald's Farm

Ronald McDonald’s Sponsoring thugs EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh Throat embrace Without the hugs EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh With a broke knee here And a collar bone there Face down on the court And I don’t care Ronald McDonald’s Sponsoring thugs EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh Major League Sport’s Against the wall EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh Bench ejection After brawl EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh With a black eye here And a bloody nose there That’s just the fans Fighting everywhere Major League Sport’s Against the wall EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh Thuggy millionaires They all whine EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh Mostly speak Like Frankenstein EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh Play crappy here Better contract there To Hell with the fans Cause they don’t care Whining thugs Will all do fine EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 14, 2011

The new farm culture�millionaire rednecks on the court. The gentleman athlete scholar is long gone. As my helper says, �get over it, and move on.�

Cute write.

Ron

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on May 12, 2011

I sang and giggled right along with this one, Patrick! What a hilarious rant!!! You're awesome!

Anna

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on May 11, 2011

Oh my....ok ....this is good indeed sweet man....Hugsss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Thuggy millionaires
They all whine

Interesting how those with the most usually whine the loudest.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Good one, Patrick. Let it out.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on May 10, 2011

Gee, I think you have captured the craziness that is happening in socieity very well. When will we get back to sanity???

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

I'm with Richard on this one...he stated it quite clear...e

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Can I hear an AMEN???!!! Bring back the reserve clause, do away with agents, the posse that every player seems to find essential, and keep the owners under such tight scrutiny they can't fart without the fans smelling it and raising a stink of their own...

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Richard King

Now my friend Patrick
has gone on quite a rant....
E, I, E, I, Ohhhhhhh

Wish I could top it,,,,,
but I just plain can't....
E, I, E, I, Ohhhhhhh

Thataboy.... blow off all that steam buddy. Dick