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NBA - (No Body cAres)
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In 1985 the average NBA player made a paltry $330,000 per year. By 2010 it had risen to $5,356,000 per year. That’s a sixteen fold increase while the average rate of inflation for the average Joe during the same period was about 110 percent. I’m afraid I can’t muster up any sympathy for these overpaid crybabies


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Oh dear Oh dear

What shall I do

NBA season

Probably through

 

No more tattoos

No more thugs

No more off court

Dealing drugs

 

No more rap ball

No more bling

No more fans

Or champion’s ring

 

No endorsements

No more cash

No more celebrity

No more flash

 

No more interest

In your plight

I’m doing something

Else tonight

 

Owners, networks

As ratings dive

Without your sport

I will survive

 

 

Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

 

 


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Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on November 17, 2011
NBA = Nothing But Assholes

Reviewed by David Young
Reviewed on November 16, 2011
Sports stars and Congress are in the 1% of millionaires in the United States with 47% in Congress millionaires.


Reviewed on November 16, 2011
... and meanwhile, there are homeless Veterans on the street or families with children, homeless elderly, or homeless people who are disabled ... something wrong here ....

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on November 16, 2011
Ha! A gem...you deliver the truth and you deliver it well!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 15, 2011
And what about our so called political 'leaders'
Most of them today, are also Mega Millionaires;
Does anyone in their right mind really believe,
They care at all, about the average Joe, out there?

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on November 15, 2011
So true Patrick! It's ridiculous what sports stars get paid these days...and it's never enough....Particularly loved the last stanza....giggle....

Anna

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
grown men making mucho big bucks playing a kids game, so grownup kids can live vicariously ... a shame as well as a sham ...

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
Greed! This whole thing is about greed. These multi-millionaires fighting for more money while the poor shlubs that buy the tickets take it up the ass. Screw them all. Let the fans boycott these greedy pricks.
Mark

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
I'm with you, Patrick. Yet, the real idiots are the fans who crowd the ticket windows and make the owners and players filthy rich. Too sad!!!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
Yup!

Reviewed on November 14, 2011
You have your priorities right Patrick, but there are many, many more, who have stolen the show over the years, and still are, it's time some of them spend their ill earned cash, on making the world a better place. Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
Is the NBA on strike now...? Shows you how much I watch them as well as the general news for the matter...e

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
Patrick, I'm a fairly avid fan of the NBA. Used to be a fan of Major League Baseball too, but I haven't watched one single regular season game (maybe an occasional world series game) since they went on strike, probably 15 years ago. It's too early to say I'll never go back to watching NBA games, but if the greedy bastards stay out long, it's a very good probability.

Love this poem, you rock. Dick

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
NBA who? I'm with you. Boo-Hoo.

Ron


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