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A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend
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I love pets this is just Humor


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A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend

Oh daddy Oh daddy, he's so cuddly and cute
If I see him on the couch, its him I will shoot

He chewed on my shoes, and even my slippers
I wonder if I had, picked them up quicker

The kids are all scratching, there fingers and toes
It's Flee bites from the mutt, off to the drugstore we go

When I am not looking, he pees on my shoes
He's into most everything, when I am taking a snooze

I try to cook supper, while we still have the sun
Then its off with my steak, that mangy mutt runs

Where is that mutt, with anger I yell
No one in this house, will ever tell

Next door he did poop, the kids came to say
Oh Well, I didn't like those People anyway

Now picking up dog poop, has spoiled my day
I really wish this flee bag would run away

 

A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend


Ray Hamilton
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{ Not a poet and I know it! }
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 Reviews of "A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend"
Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on June 23, 2009
Your best friend indeed!!!

heh :)

Gina

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on June 3, 2009
Enjoyed this write. Dog's are great friends in spite of ... eh? R

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 31, 2009
I really wish this flee bag would run away.

I know better. Fun stuff, and your barking dog intro got mine started. Thanks a lot. Patrick

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on May 26, 2009
Ray,
Enjoyed this poem, Ray. You are very humorus, this is a cute poem. I also have a dog named Blackie. He's sweet, alot of company to me, he don't care if my hair is in curlers or if I'm having a bad day, he is there. He asked nothing except food, water and to pet him every once in awhile. Truthfully, I don't know what I'd do without him. I've had him five years and he's just like my little baby. I never thought I could get attached to a dog but I did this one.

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Hi Ray, LOL, I wonder what Ed will have to say about this! Or even Rufuz!! OMG, just wait... :O Great write, and reminds me of all the bother... sigh... thank you for sharing... you write like a poet!

In Spirit,
Bear


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