A Lekka Tink Tinky Pinky For You....first go take a pee-pee before you read this!!!!
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“Wings Every 28 Days To 7 Days Of Hell”
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We are on a journey to the Shopping Mall Where Aliens smiles at you Why? It’s time to search for some tampon or two Teresa and I every now and then!! Leave the Den behind just to have some fun So she dared me to do this silly thing… yyy!! But we cannot deny … this is a disaster We saw some NEW pads for THONGS!! God Teresa look!!… just look at this… Oh!! Dear me!! They rather look like mini pizza slices to me There are some for FAT girls… For those who needs tha BIGGER wings Some to fit me… Some for this… Some for THAT OH! I am so glad for menopause But not for this F#$*&… ing stress I am not that young… like you Teresa Who still have to choose for a long-long time!! It drives me…. will drive me NUTZ!! Some with deodorant Some non deodorant… sissssssaaaaaaa!! Extra thick… more absorbent New fibre bla – bla – bla!! Oh! God thanks for menopause!! I just want my normal Pads ala diapers… And You poor Teresa want the normal size Tampax Tampons Not for pearl girls…. Or do you? Not even those Tinka …. believe it or not… That looks like flower… good Lordy!! Yes Teresa my friend… God knows those must be for the h i p p i’ s!! Goodness…. I think when you try to take them out You have to dig deep!! Even those you self insert You have to dig for it later… YUK!! No wonder some ladies has false nails!! You can just as well masturbate This is a disaster Teresa!! Not a laughing matter girl… Stop f#cking laughing at me… Some has glue… that sticks to you fanny lips!! No wonder they feel cracked and all wrinkle up!! Ya!! That reminds me… I must still buy some age defying cream You know I am so sick of commercials about wings The only wings I need Is my angel wings… Not wings for thongs… or condoms!! Not even these G ~ String wingy things… JaYsuS!! I Rather search for my G ~ Spot!! I think I lost that one… or maybe my husband did!! What do we need those wings for The damned strings goes up your… ASS!! I don’t like thongs But you do Teresa… it’s today’s fashion And I am still old fashion But You are not… so make your pick girly!! After so many years I have seen so many shapes and sizes Except for one thing… that grown bigger… But stay small lately…?????? You know what I mean!! Thank God for menopause!! Rather give Me the real BAD “old” fashioned ones I’ll have “Always” and you can rely on them Diapers are not made for fun Days within the 28 are for fun yes!! But 7 of them are made for hell!! Now it is 7 days of hell time for me again Oh! God hope my menopause will come soon!! Maybe it did that’s why I pay this tribute to TAMPON ALA MAXI PADS GHALAW!! Yip!! Those were the days!! Trying to dig for strings That was swallowed by those thongs and ass’ Good luck to those still young Not sure what they gonna hang on to!! Maybe just a condom!!! Used like jiffy bags Zip ~ seal after use Send of to the nearest blood ~ bank Just in case of an emergency!! Lets go home Teresa!!! Good luck to those!!!!! I am out of here AD is waiting He ` he ` he
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Bad girl, smack......but you made me do it! :-)
Thanks for the morning laughs on a day in hell. LOL.
Merry Christmas
William.......Peace & Love
Happy Holidys & Season's Greetings
But, I know what you mean about the variety of sanitary products.
luv the frivolity of this poem ...
Here's wishing you a Wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
but I got this image.......
of condoms hanging over a fireplace in lieu of stockings...
filled with sanitary products...........?
I just gave myself a headach lol
tinka.......you are nutz
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D
merry christmas and happy new year to you and yours! god bless you too, now and always!
This interesting, different write certainly has 'pluck'!! You creative genius you!! Most entertaining!!
Best regards,
Robert
You guys only had four, well it will be three, and a few overs of hell. But heaven for good old England, the invincable...