Keep your mitts off my hammy.
She has hocks one would die for!
I’ll agree that she’s porky;
but her ‘holders’ … I adore!
Ham it up,
Marjorie!
I beg you …
stay chunky!
Don’t watch ads in Miami,
they’re for gals one can see through.
I love a hunk of woman—
to Marjorie I’ll be true .
No lightweight,
she has curves.
A lady
in reserve.
Keep your hands off my hammy—
she cleans house, whips up a meal;
intelligent, a beauty …
does what is needed, she’s real!
Radiant …
Marjorie,
no shrimp… you
love me too!
My love’s true , I won’t change you
but will cherish who you are—
a healthy, caring woman
earth’s rarest, polished gold, star!
I love you—
yes, I do.
There’s no one
quite like you.
Keep your lies from my hammy
for she suits me perfectly!