Just in time for Halloween :)!
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"Honey dew …
wait till I get my fangs on you.
Fly by night,
unfolding my wings—quite a sight.
Hope I don't give you a scare, fright.

I'm thirsty--
even red wine tastes dirty—
just for you.
Honey, do you thirst for me too?
I could go to someone else, new."

"See here, Hugh!
I've sharpened your fangs. Lovers do.
You're batty …
thinking I'd let you 'do' Patty.
My pulse rushes as I've fangs too."

"Don't quibble …
I just want her neck, a nibble.
We need her;
recycled blood makes our eyes blur."

"I'd like to plunge my fangs in her!"

"You go right;
I'll take left neck for sheer delight."

Patty comes …
Hugh and wife sit, twiddling thumbs.
Poor Patty gasps … hear distant drums.

A vampire?

"Why Patty, went did this transpire?"

"Halloween …
Hugh helped portray this 'batty' scene."

Wife gave him stake … fit for a King!

Somewhere she'll get her fangs on YOU!