AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Stephen Murray, iWilliam Cottringer, i Armand, iChristina Neely, iH.G. Potter, iErin Kelly-Moen, iEva Pasco, iRoger Vizi, iSergio Serrano, Ph.D., iDavid Schwinghammer, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Sandra S Corona

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Blog
· 1,187 Titles
· 4,770 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Before 2003

Sandra S Corona, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen!


Books by
Sandra S Corona











See all Books
by Sandra S Corona



A Wall Nut Dresser
by Sandra S Corona → (All Poetry by Sandra S Corona)
   Rated "PG13" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

Have you ever felt 'used', like a piece of furniture ... just sitting around? Imagine that ...
*******************


Poem Artwork

I've got that … disease furniture deplores—
my chest is falling into my drawers.
My knobs swirl 'round as if they're too loose.
I've got this bumpy feeling in my caboose.
Oh, and the juice …
drips … what's the use?

Doc said … to cheer me … polish clears smears, clogs—
partner (thinking Polish) filled me with dogs!
I've knot holes where there was not holes before
and, just when I feel better, I find more.
Splintered galore
I'm dry, scarred, sore.

I've got that … can't go, I'm too full, disease.
Medicine gave me the runs … dare not sneeze.
Puttied cracks, wrinkles, rearranged my rack …
if I ' blow' will it go out my rear, back?
I'm a wall nut
dresser, a runt!

Doc said … disappointed … I'd sprung a spring,
needed new seals, perhaps spruced with a ring.
Sometimes I bloat up and nothing works right,
learned lubrication keeps it oiled all night.
I'm property,
furnishings … see!

I've got that … weathered, burnished, antique look,
peer in my hutch there's a nest in its' nook.
Damaged by sun, I have long been ignored.
When I was appraised, my partner was floored.
I'm not bluffing …
just needed buffing.

Doc said … do I hear a bid for this piece?
Now I'm going around the world … off to Greece!

Sandra Corona

Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "A Wall Nut Dresser"
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Hi Sandra..
Love your humor....

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
haha this is hilarious and i know exactly what you mean...my daughter said a piece of furniture was an antique because it was over 50 years old and i felt like crying. (but i didn't)


New Poetry by Sandra S Corona
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  2.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  5.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  6.  Laughing As I Flee...
  7.  A Salt and Batter
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  Milkman's letter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  The Last Second
  14.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  15.  My First Heart Attack
  16.  Houston Greats
  17.  Atlanta Belle
  18.  Burst Forth
  19.  Flocking
  20.  Bad Boy
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces by Jay Dubya

Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.  
Member BookAds

52nd Book: Jay Dubya by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hacked, Shakespeare: Sacked & Thurber: Thwacked is adult satire featuring adult language and content.  
Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics satirizes and lampoons thirteen famous short fiction works that are given new adult spins.  
Member BookAds