Imaginary sister to Kerry. Political humor; equal time granted.
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Jacqueline Kerry is extraordinary.
She sings, notes swing, a visionary canary.
She's still single. Can't decide who to marry—
Curly, Moe or Groucho? Her favorite's Larry!
Jacque pirouettes, swirls, with an egret's grace, ease.
With alabaster-light skin, she's fair, "Ivory … please?"
Jacqueline Kerry looks excruciatingly
like her big bro—but pristine; a naïve lily.
A practical joker, her pranks are a dilly,
at a hundred degrees, she will swear to be chilly.
She's also a ventriloquist. THAT one can't miss;
with a snake 'round her neck, she makes the serpent HISS!
Jacqueline Kerry is exemplificative;
that folks try mocking her is implicative of
her style … though she persists in wearing kid gloves!
With delicate features, her wide smile folks love.
No one can fault her; she's polite, compassionate.
(Jacque tends to seethe when one calls Johnny a NUT!)
Jacqueline Kerry is extraordinary,
excruciatingly
exemplificative.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer