Laughter is medicine and I'm spreading it around for good measure as it's flew season :)!
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Pappy gave me a chicken.
I taught her how to fetch.
Chick thinks she’s a hunting dog
so I have named her Fletch.
She’s a bird dog
but she lays an egg now and then.
You should see her cape and hat;
she’s a real detective
and a sucker for the fool
(with me she’s protective).
She’s a bird dog
but she lays an egg now and then.
Her bark’s as weird as her bite,
(loves hunting ev’ry night)
strips off her clothes and mingles
with the ducks. What a sight!
She’s a bird dog
but she lays an egg now and then.
She’s learned to keel and sometimes begs.
You should see her tail wag!
She’s not too fond of dog food--
the nuggets make her gag.
She’s a bird dog
but she lays an egg now and then.
Her pups are all quite puzzled--
they bark before they peck.
When they lift their leg to scratch,
their feathers look like heck
but they’re bird dogs
who will lay an egg now and then.