Old-fashioned humor about a 'proper' lady.
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A Broad
Sandra S. Corona
Take me as I am, a broad.
In the soul of a lady too long I’ve trod.
Guys no longer whistle but laugh, ‘what a broad’.
Sashay up, give me a crowd,
I’ll pirouette, tap-dance and belt one out loud.
Give me my full accord when I have stopped, bowed.
Take me completely, a broad.
Proud of who I am, a broad!
Jingle jangle, like a gypsy, things dangle.
May the wind twist, knot, my hair into tangles.
My stockings are black fishnet
but I haven’t finished my fishing . . . not yet.
I won’t win a trophy for my beauty . . . you bet,
but I’m sincerely a broad.
You want me to go . . . a broad?
Oh the stories, adventures that ring a bell,
but I’m too full of living on them to dwell.
I want to hear your applause
not for any feat but just for me . . . because
I lived my life without taking any pause.
My ticket for life . . . a broad!
Remember when Julie Andrews and Dudley Moore got into a discussion about broads, and then turned into a fight, then a breakup in the movie "10"? She was so hoity-toity uppity. Broad offended her. I like the word broad, but some women are not broads. You have to have experience in being a broad. It is not a cheap term! It is a lady of cutting it loose when it needs to be cut loose! And I love black fishnets! The crotchless ones! I am a broad! I would rather win trophies for my words than my beauty! I already have. Ricki Lee's Proud Lesbian Website Broad Award! Good to see you posting again, Sandy. Blessed Be.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
Although I hate the use of the word " broad " to refer a woman. I believe you have punched a golden ticket. Well done.
Sage
So nice to see you again; hope all is well! Well written peom about a REAL lady! BRAVA!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Best,
Elizabeth
Inspiration for those who are not part of the "beautiful" crowd. O, the adventure! The living! Thank you--loved this one.
(((HUGS)) and love, Karla (who's proud to be a broad). :)