Dry western humor ... crossdressing.
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Dressing Gown
by Sandra S. Corona

Maggie went to town in her dressing gown. Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down. Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound. Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Moamma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round. Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round.
Momma said to Maggie, "You make me frown!" Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round.
Momma said to Maggie, "You make me frown
showing your arse to men in our town!" Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round.
Momma said to Maggie, "You make me frown
showing your arse to men in our town!"
The lass got sassy; she was truly wound. Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round.
Momma said to Maggie, "You make me frown
showing your arse to men in our town!"
The lass got sassy; she was truly wound.
"Tain't my Ma, Pappy put her in the ground." Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round.
Momma said to Maggie, "You make me frown
showing your arse to men in our town!"
The lass got sassy; she was truly wound.
"Tain't my Ma, Pappy put her in the ground.
Pappy likes wearing Momma's dresses, gowns." Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round.
Momma said to Maggie, "You make me frown
showing your arse to men in our town!"
The lass got sassy; she was truly wound.
"Tain't my Ma, Pappy put her in the ground.
Pappy likes wearing Momma's dresses, gowns."
Sheriff came a'runnin', threw his badge a ground. Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round.
Momma said to Maggie, "You make me frown
showing your arse to men in our town!"
The lass got sassy; she was truly wound.
"Tain't my Ma, Pappy put her in the ground.
Pappy likes wearing Momma's dresses, gowns."
Sheriff came a'runnin', threw his badge a ground.
They ran sheriff and Pappy both out of town. Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round.
Momma said to Maggie, "You make me frown
showing your arse to men in our town!"
The lass got sassy; she was truly wound.
"Tain't my Ma, Pappy put her in the ground.
Pappy likes wearing Momma's dresses, gowns."
Sheriff came a'runnin', threw his badge a ground.
They ran sheriff and Pappy both out of town.
Her bloomers up, her gown down, Maggie frowned. Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh
Maggie went to town in her dressing gown
then wriggled 'round, pulled her bloomers down.
Momma, at that moment, was Maggie-bound.
She grabbed that young'un and they wrestled 'round.
Momma said to Maggie, "You make me frown
showing your arse to men in our town!"
The lass got sassy; she was truly wound.
"Tain't my Ma, Pappy put her in the ground.
Pappy likes wearing Momma's dresses, gowns."
Sheriff came a'runnin', threw his badge a ground.
They ran sheriff and Pappy both out of town.
Her bloomers up, her gown down, Maggie frowned.
Till she picked up the badge; new sheriff in town. Ah.uh Ah.uh Ah.uh