People will do anything for peace and quiet. Do animals take drastic measures as well?
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Shut the Duck UP!
Shut the duck up!
(Duck tape will do.)
His quackeroo cock-a-doodles too!
Chaos ensues!
His dander UP--
he plucks, then tucks;
his plucker hic-cups,
unable to sup--
taped up!
Good LUCK!
Loosed! Dang!
Shut the duck UP!
Folks once sleeping waken ...
come screeching,
cock-a-doodling is annoying.
Ducks, white, brown, black, normally QUACK!
Give him 'the sack'!
Roast duckling, fat,
if that beak is cracked.
SHUT THAT DUCK UP!
I see a game lover playing with a black dog in a jet-One, and another one ~ the philanderer, ~ missing the time he played with his dog in the same jet... a deal was made. The forty-second gave pass to the forty-third... and the gamemaster holds the triggger.
I like this composition... "Shut the Duck UP!" strikes imagination wit-wise, and shows the esoteric through its exoterical lines.
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Reg xo
Be always safe,
Karen
I like this composition... "Shut the Duck UP!" strikes imagination wit-wise, and shows the esoteric through its exoterical lines.
In admiration,
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Walt
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.