Colonoscopy…

It’s a given, not a very comfortable situation,

My doctor told by me, under, of course, sedation,

I think someone should buy me dinner prior to this action,

The doctor did say, “Ed, just assume the position…”

Didn’t feel a thing, must have been too small,

He got done so fast I wondered if the test, at all, had been conducted,

Although I did do as I was, by the doctor, instructed,

Virginity he did abduct from Ed…

The day before was worse, no food, nor drink,

Only Popsicles of the grape, vanilla or green variety,

I must have eaten fifty; they did taste pretty nifty,

I don’t recall having any major anxiety,

It just seemed I was heading towards a definite impropriety…

                © ed ~ 9/26/04