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Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap costs less...you decide
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Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap costs less…you decide…?


 


Told I was told therapy I do need,


For my head, for my brain, for my constant strain,


I get all the therapy I do need,


From writing, from smoking the seed,


Popping bubble wrap costs a lot less,


Sometimes though it leaves a disgusting mess…


 


Medications raised, the price through the stratosphere,


Won’t be able without insurance to afford it I fear,


Will have to work three jobs to do so and that is clear,


Maybe I should just go and take a deep breath in the ionosphere…?


 


Moving to the moon, that would be the ticket,


No grass to cut, no weeds to trim, no thickets,


Getting there without a rocket, a most sticky wicket,


Better to just send myself there with a stamp after I lick it…


 


No options do I have left,


My size a problem, yes my heft,


Maybe I should resort to stealing, yes theft,


Therein I would be arrested & jailed, feeling bereft…


        © ed ~ 10/10/04


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 Reviews of "Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap costs less...you decide "
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on October 10, 2004
Better to just send myself there with a stamp after I lick it…

You are telling your age with this line for sure Ed...just look out the window pane when you fly.

Allen

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on October 10, 2004
Don't fret, Ed. Bubble wrap leaves a lot less of a mess than other things you could be popping.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 10, 2004
Vote for Kerry... then, maybe you'll get some insurance! Oh, god... the Republicans are gonna hate this, aren't they? LOL. I'm feeling feisty today... griiiiiiiiiin! katy xox. (notice I didn't say anything mean) hehe.

p.s. popping those bubbles is always better than popping your cork! (KABOOM!)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 10, 2004
pop! pop! pop pop pop!

there. much better!

Reviewed on October 10, 2004
(((ed)))

gimme some of that bubble wrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT

you're right, DEFINATELY cheaper (and more fun!)

like you :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 10, 2004
No therapy needed after reading this!!

Take care!!

Love Tinka


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