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Going Postal
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Going Postal…


 


Sent the letter,


Could have done better,


The old lady was the sender,


The mailman went on, afterward, a bender…


 


Bent over he was, his crack exposed,


The old lady with the letter did what she was supposed,


The mailman must have dozed,


The envelope did enter unopposed…


 


The picture does say it all I do agree,


I had to play with it, at least to a degree,


You all know me well; hope, do I, you will accept my plea,


To laugh until you cry or in your pants you do pee…J


              © poppywrittED ~ 11/8/04 


 


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 Reviews of "Going Postal"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on November 10, 2004
I think Granny needs her glasses renewing.
Usually the mailbox is horizontal, not a vertical crack!!

lmao
ty Ch'erie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 9, 2004
A real Cracker Ed!!

Wow said the blind lady!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Franz Kessler
Reviewed on November 9, 2004
Every letter has a destination. This one seems to have two. LOL. Franz

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2004
Cute!Too Cute!!. Thanks I needed that smile and Laugh today!!!! Well said. Thanks!
God Bless You
Tracey

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 8, 2004
I have this comic and I love it, Ed. I never thought of writing a poem about it though...leave it to you, the "One-Man, Entertainment Committee of AD."
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 8, 2004
well at least the mailman didn't loose his zip ...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2004
Somehow I could see this happening LOL. Thanks for the laughs.

Reviewed by Jenna Daniel (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2004
I read it.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2004
I do laugh until I pee. I have a brother at the post office and there are a few around here. Well one guy is great but some others. Funny one here.


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