Candy Corn Connoisseur…

I love candy corn,

Perhaps more than dandy porn,

I know if I like porn you may me, scorn,

But I have done so, thought its hard to believe, since I was born…

As a connoisseur I find myself approached regularly by entrepreneurs,

Requesting, they are, my expertise in tasting this delicacy I do prefer,

Needing they are, I am told, to know if their product is best,

Knowledge I have therein, having vast experience in the field as it were…

Too bad employment by these corn manufacturers does not pay better,

Mostly I just seem to get from them an excellent reference by letter,

So the more I help them, the deeper I do go to become more of a debtor,

Perhaps a charge I should start to include,

Better I should charge them than for me to get screwed,

Eating candy corn for free while watching porn in the nude…

                © ed ~ 11/27/04