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Boxer Brief Undies
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Weird I must admit,
Speaking I am, as usual, of s***,
And let us not forget underware,
Without them I would go around bare...


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Boxer Brief Undies…


 


So much more comfy than the old white briefs,


No places for my baby like skin to be scratched,


So much more warm they do feel as well,


Glad I am that wally mart had them to sell…


 


Four for the price of two,


That deal ain’t nothin’ new,


But to me being a bit broke,


And the fact that my other pairs did croak,


I now have new undies, this is no joke…


 


Clean for just a bit,


Till the track marks from s***,


Do appear, I know not how,


I mean I do clean with water and soap,


After taking care of business in the woods like the pope…


          © ed ~ 12/3/04


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 Reviews of "Boxer Brief Undies"
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
Seem a little confining for my taste.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
Sounds like you got a good deal to me.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
But do they have the all important emergency trap door in the back? On your next photo, please turn around. Thanks.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
Well I guess as you get older disposable isn't so bad. A few bouts of radiation and the problem with stains gets worse but I never thought of putting underwear into a poet. Your are an origional E

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
I gave up wearing underwear..Far more compfy..

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
First and most imporant introduce me to the man wearing those boxer shorts! :-)

I see you shop in the same stores I do :-) 4 for the price of 2? Hmmm I better check out the store in my town I have some Christmas shoping to do. Thanks for the sharing.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
Hehehehehe....Good for you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
Ok, first, please join the boycott on Wal-Mart! That's a MUST! yes, yes... I'll explain some time.

I've just come from hearing disappointment that we aren't saying enough about the 'meat' of your poem(s)... Sigh. and you follow that with this? Ok... em... (are we allowed to giggle?) ok, ok... hmmm... oh, I have it! You have good shopper sense, Eddie M... just exercise it at some other store, ok? (grin) Skid marks can be left in even your more pricey brands... but 2 for 1 is always a smart buy. How'd I do? katy xox.


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