Blanket Coverage…

No longer do I lose my blankie,

And that you can take to the bankie,

If I don’t nail it down I must cover with a hanky,

She does get then all the warmth,

Boy do I want to give her a fervent spankie…

Six-penny nails are the ones to use,

Strong enough yet small enough, to give you some clues,

No longer do I turn nor do I get the blues,

Through the whole night I just happily snooze…

Get your own damn blanket,

I tell her with little threat,

Better for me to warmly sweat,

Even though she may be just a bit upset,

I never anymore do have any regret…

        © ed ~ 12/30/04