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Cat Food
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Cat food…


 


What can I say; I was hungry?


Mom fed me, but that was at three,


Since then the only thing I could eat,


Was this black furry thing I found in the yard,


If mommy would have fed me more,


I wouldn’t have bitten down so hard…


 


It surely does not taste too bad,


But yikes it sure does seem awfully mad,


It did scream and hiss till I let it go,


Now to eat I ain’t got no mo’…


 


But here comes mommy,


With that little black furry thing in her arms,


Thank you mommy for bringing it back,


It surely did taste better than the grass,


Especially after I had sat on it and passed…


       © ed ~ 2/5/05


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 Reviews of "Cat Food"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 11, 2008
Enjoyed this one, cute kid, angry cat, so you took care of it anyway and Mommy came to save.

Reviewed on February 7, 2005
oh, dear!! poor little kitty; he doesn't look too happy..i wouldn't either if a baby was trying to eat my tail! my, o, my! LOL too funny! well done; this is a keeper!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

*purring*

Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Ed,

Awwwwwwwww poor kitty! Poor baby--all that fur LOL

You are a mess--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Told you, Rufuz is putting you up to these anti cat writes, isn't he LOL

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
lol...priceless!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Adam ate rocks and ants, which I had to scrape off his little tongue! LOL. I'd say that precious babe up there is actually gumming, rather than biting. Oh, goodness... have I just condoned the eating of kitty's tails? Sigh... it's gotta be better than Gerber's. That stuff is nasty! LOL... katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Shame on You! Go eat some more grass, and leave that kitty alone.
And muddy grass, with worms in it, is very healthy - lots of protein-

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Nothin' like a bit of roast puddy tat.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on February 5, 2005
chuckle

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2005
LOL; not what i expected from the title.

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on February 5, 2005
Ed,

Priceless! This is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Cynthia

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on February 5, 2005
LOL....Ed...you are too much...this was super and the pic...well it speaks for itself..

Allen

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 5, 2005
bravo for a kiddy one
enjoyed ....Ed

William ......Peace Brother


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