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I Am the Center of the Universe
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I AM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE…


 


Yes, I AM!


The center of my universe,


Possibly because I write in verse,


Possibly because I am occasionally terse…


 


A universal sort of guy am I,


I try to for you never to lie,


Though there are those times,


I cannot help myself, I cannot explain why…


 


I enjoy the humorous,


As you already know,


My comical writes are quite numerous,


If you enjoy them or not, I don’t give a rot,


For I am the center of the universe, that being my spot…


        © ed ~ 4/3/05


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 Reviews of "I Am the Center of the Universe"
Reviewed on January 29, 2015
Well Ed, at least you admit it. PS. Achmed is my favorite Dunham sidekick. Love that Jingle Bombs song!

Reviewed by Tova Gabrielle
Reviewed on April 15, 2005
that being my spot.

Reviewed on April 6, 2005
Ed,

THERE you are! Hard to see amid all the floodwaters :)

Glad you're safe and around to amuse and educate us with your delightful writes--I bow to you, sir. :)

And your lovely pooch, Rufuz *WOOF!*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 5, 2005
Hmmm Candains don't quite show up......but we are there........makes you wonder what where up to :-)

I always knew you where a universal type guy :-)

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
Hahaha! Good for you!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
I know .....ain't we all?

O' I wonder which country is really the center of the universe on your "Flat map" Huh, huh, huh?

i live right at the bottom in that very lowest brightspot in Africa...not the big on....the tiny little one rigggggggght at the end!!

A downer huh???

Love Tinky

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
You go guy
you are who you are
no one can take that away
from you
Bravo! on your write ...Ed

William ....Peace Brother


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