Be all you can be…

We are truly proud,

We say it all aloud,

Women and men both allowed,

Both of which need to be largely endowed…

Of our privates we speak with fervor,

They are all quite the observer,

If we were in the Navy they could be great preservers of life,

Wrapped around twice or so, they could float with only a fork & knife…

Be all you can be,

The motto of today’s army,

We only take the best,

The biggest, the most sizeable, you see,

We never take anyone who could be called an itsy-bitsy wee…

                © ed ~ 5/23/05