Coca-Cola is best chilled, not shaken…

There once was guy from Philly,

A news anchor or weatherman so silly,

No one knew he was at all frilly,

Till the day he did put a ferret name of Willy,

Up and into his anal cavity, no really…J

Apparently he did not learn his lesson,

Cause with toys and bottles he is still messin’,

Large lengths of meat and cheese he does use as well,

He finds them and buys only at the kosher delicatessen…J

He has this thing for Coke,

He drinks it a lot when he does take a toke,

Plastic bottles are no good, they break,

After he does get all high from the smoke,

He places it where the sun don’t shine,

Then gives himself a relaxing stroke…J

          © ed ~ 5/24/05