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Gone Postal Kitty
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not a postal employee, Acting like though a banshee, Gone on a shooting spree, His momma remembers him when he was wee� Firing off round after round, Aiming at for now the dog pound, Chased up trees, not often on the ground, This postal kitty is tired of the hound� Passed the point of insanity, Chased as well by humanity, Tired of hair balls stuck in his throat, Can no longer deal with life, This kitty just going for broke� � ed ~ 9/25/05

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Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)

Reviewed on September 27, 2005

I love that pic....lol....hmmm, wonder where you got that pic from...lol...Loved your poem.....lol

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on September 25, 2005

One mean looking puss..

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on September 25, 2005

chuckle, would fit right in at my house.

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi

Reviewed on September 25, 2005

Loloolol!! Uwiii!! Haaa haaa haaa! My sides ... my poor sides! Lolol!!!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on September 25, 2005

LOL only you :-)

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on September 25, 2005

awww, what a pussy! come ta' Texas ta' find some mean cats.

nice, humorous write.
TX

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 25, 2005

One helluva Kitty you posted here!!

I am running duckdiving to safety here!!

Pissed off lill kitty for sure!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta

Reviewed on September 25, 2005

That is sumpthin' lol now now take a deep breath >))))))

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 25, 2005

Poor Kitty - and I know how he feels. In fact, I used to work with him in DC, but before I went postal, I retired.

Hope he cools off soon, or there will surely be hell to pay. I've been retired for awhile now, and I'm still coughing up those darn bureaucratic hairballs.

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