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Sexy bathing suits...(use caution, this could be considered racy)
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They had sexy bathing suits way back when,

Bathing did mean going to your waist then,

No catching a wave, or getting a tan,

Just a place to keep cool without a fan…

 

The boardwalk the place to go at night,

Really advanced they were, they had gas for light,

Shops and eateries all lit with candles,

Folks back then had little if any love handles…


A simpler time it must have been,

Before world wars and lives of sin,

No worries that the kids are out playing,

Sundays the Sabbath meant for praying…

 

Before rock music and television,

Before children talking back, respecting those older,

Before fear of nuclear attack,

Most the kids had to fear was a good old fashioned smack…

© ed ~ 11/29/05




 


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Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 29, 2005
your definition of sexy is something to debate but all in all i enjoyed diving into this poem ...

Reviewed by Dan Rains (Reader)
Reviewed on November 29, 2005
Pretty good Ed. I think it's probably pretty accurate, but I think the title promised too much. (smile)
Dan

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on November 29, 2005
This sepia-tone craze is noticed on other Den sites here on AD. I like it! Nostalagia is a great theme on any subject. I wrote one called Tintype a while back. This has a real nice feel to it, Ed. Thanks for the memories.

Sage

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on November 29, 2005
Love it! Not crazy about the smack, but otherwise, what a trip.
Do another in this vein, be sure and mention boomboxes and cell phones. God. Isn't there ANY place where. . .whoa. 'Bout t'go on a rant. A g a i n. Thanks for taking me down memory lane, Luv.
'Pea' <3

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 29, 2005
Those were the better times...when all around respect was still the order of the day!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on November 29, 2005
I'm glad that swimming suits aren't that sexy anymore ... LOL!

This is a neat nostalgic write Ed.

Love & Light,
Joseph

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on November 29, 2005
ahhh, i wish those bathing suits were back...the ones that covered it all, and i do mean all! better days ed

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 29, 2005
You're right about those smacks; I got quite a few of those, especially when I left my sexy bathing suit on the beach, and went for a dip - au naturel!


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