He’s dead,

You’re dead,

I’m dead,

Were all dead,

Maybe I did die an acid head,

But lived I did without dread,

Hey, you know me, my name is ED…

Passed on,

Gone to the other side,

Gone to heaven,

Gone to hell,

Down an elevator shaft I done fell…

He is better off,

No more does he have to cough,

Ashes sprinkled in the horse trough,

This poem you might at scoff…

I am dead and have no cares,

Hustling on the next plain my wares,

My body never discovered, eaten by the bears,

Worry now for them, put the bears in your daily prayers…

© ed ~ 12/15/05