Record Boobs (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

OK, I have big casabas, but those aren't boobs they are udders!!! I bet she hasn't slept on her tummy in years. I will admit that I am looking at her with a different set of hormones than you are, but those are not even close to attractive.

Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

Well, one way to look at it. That's a
whole lot of area to cover love wise.
I like bo0bs, but get dizzy on top the mountains.
I would hate to be a woman with bo0bs that big.
Of course she was born that way. No woman
wants them that big?
Hee, hee, I may become a leg man........
You have written about boo0bs, and lo0k at
all the comments you got....
Rufuz is probably jealous....

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

Through a large breast woman I learnt this is a curse. Glad I am small....okay almost flat LOL. Never understood this fasinatintion.....but then I am female looking for different parts LOL.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

Good God. This poor woman is nuts. Why in the hell would she want 'em that big? Think of her back. Anything bigger than a handful is too much for me......interesting poem, from a man's standpoint, though.

(((HUGS))) an dlove, Karla.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

I agree with Chanti. Too gross!!! And I am male. I appreciate your humor, though. Thank you, Ed. I hope Rufuz is keeping you in line. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed by Chanti Niven

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

To me they look grotesque but I'm not male ;-)
Funny write! LOL
Chanti

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

Oh my! Just wait 'til they start sagging ... she'll be trippin' over them. LOL

Love & Light,
Joseph

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

Be like trying to suck on a beachball.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

Holy booby moses can this be for real???

I am sure Ronny would love this pic...lol!!

Those are back breakers....yukky!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

Ain't going to get around those...uhhhh.... words.... :' I wouldn't want to be the one wearing them....even if just for show... oh, the back pain....
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

Thanks for the mammoth mammary's.....

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

I'm sending your name to Guiness as 'The Most Obsessed Man' in New Jersey. Look for your Certificate in the mail soon!

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on December 17, 2005

just perhaps, you are booby trapped.

god, i ould hate to be on the bottom.
TX