Too fat says the doc,

Lose weight or die,

Two seats when I fly,

I know my butts way big,

I do not here just to you imply…

I eat way too much,

Potato chips, ice cream, soda and such,

If I was smart I would walk with a crutch,

Guess I will just go and have some ice cream, double dutch…

Can’t fit my butt into a Porshe,

So a Caddy it is of course,

I seem to eat as much as a horse,

What the hell though I will make a good looking corpse,

I ain’t got no, nor will I have when I die, remorse…

© ed ~ 1/11/06