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OD...
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OD… He overdosed, Died he did, now a ghost, With the biggest schlong, This ghost has the most… Couldn’t lift it, Bigger than he, If crabs he had, As big as lobsters they’d be… Two feet in length, If only to lift he had the strength, Died of a Viagra overdose, A fire he could extinguish with that hose… © ed 1/12/06

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Reviewed by Rose L

Reviewed on January 14, 2006

Ok, talk about a hall of famer.....this is it! I do so enjoy your twisted and creative mind!

Peace,

~Rose~

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on January 13, 2006

Well that would be the schlong and short of it, Ed. Thanks for the humor. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on January 12, 2006

Oh my god! I couldn't get past the picture. ROFL

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on January 12, 2006

Lobsters... Eeeeewwwwwww. Lol. You are too funny!

Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran

Reviewed on January 12, 2006

lol :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 12, 2006

Hahahahahahahahaha,,,,you are NUTZZZZZZZZ!!

Love Tinka

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