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Ham Bone...by Rufuz
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Ham Bone…by Rufuz


 


Ham bone,


Better than a stone,


Like it better than a scone,


Dad gave it to me as I guard our home…


 


I eat it all, you humans only eat the meat,


The inside is best but ya gotta have strong teeth,


I eat it then hide it from daddy underneath,


He does not like to crawl in the dirt under the camper,


To all future dogs in this spot I do my bone bequeath…


 


Dad says I still have another,


He treats me like an overbearing mother,


But I love him just the same, more than any other,


Daddy and I are as close I think as brothers…


© Rufuz ~ 4.20.2006


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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 21, 2006
Thanks Rufuz, for having such a
talented Dad...
You have some talent too Ruf....

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
Rufuz...he he he..Where did ya get his name, lol?? I love em..

Reviewed on April 20, 2006
Sweet Rufuz, you are a delight. I love this write, and I love you too! (I also love your daddy and Rene'!) Very well done; bravo! Four paws up!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
Awwwwwwww...you are such an adorable pup!!

Who could say no to such body language HUH????

Like putty in your paws I swear!!

Love Aunty Tinka

Reviewed by Rukiya Faizah (Reader)
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
you never fail to make me laugh!...nice joyful write.

Reviewed on April 20, 2006
A beautiful write and such a wonderful picture of the adorable Rufuz!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by B Thomas Daniels (Reader)
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
Heh wonderful poem
Animals are so wonderful and dependable.
And full of so much love

Great write

Reviewed on April 20, 2006
Rufuz,

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones...yummy! A delightful write, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Just be careful of splinters.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
Rufuz, one look at you and anyone would want to serve you all the bones you want on a silver platter! Your dad is a fortunate fellow!
woof woof and arf!;-)

Eileen


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