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Passed over, again...
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In my search for brains,

I look down drains,

Where did mine go,

Perhaps away it flowed…J


My intelligence again that of sauerkraut,

Though I try to alleviate my internal drought,

I am still left with no growth, only a sprout,

But happy I stay, why should I pout…? J


Seems I have been alot over passed,

In the looks department I am as plain as a ships mast,

I seem to be though in the department social well caste,

Sometimes though I wonder if the big guy in the sky did me miscast…J

© ed ~ 4/26/06
 


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Reviewed on April 26, 2006
You seem to be looking in all the wrong places. While your looks are rather pleasant and your social skills are at least well enough developed to keep Rufuz by your side your writing is very entertaining and at least your friends at the den are very loyal, if not loving. So, what again were you complaining about, oh, yeah, just cook that sauerkraut! (Tastes the best with Kartoffelbrei und Wuerstchen :-))
Love, Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 26, 2006
"In the looks department I am as plain as a ships mast, well maybe ib the past Sir Edotty!!


hehehehe...I wnat my saurkraut and I want it NOW!!

love Tinka :)



Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 26, 2006
Give em nip right in the you know where Rufuz! He needs to wake up!
Take all his saurkraut;-)...woof!

ET

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 26, 2006
God gives us the best roads to walk and our decisions make us the best people inside. Looks mean nothing for within a person is where the true value is Ed. I recently spoke with someone who said they were looking for a person with an outstanding look because he wanted to have an arm ornament. That disgusted me mainly because the one person said he was a God fearing and Chistian man. It was an eye opener and I looked closer at them afterwards. My friends aren't aren't that superficial so this recent acquaintance shot himself in the foot as far as I was concerned.
Susan

Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on April 26, 2006
Now, why Ed would you put yourself down so much? You have lots of worth and the "Big guy in the sky" is loving and waiting for you. You are just fine in the looks department also. I have a friend who really likes your type.


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