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Burnt
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BURNT� My eyes red, Brains oozing out of my ear, Cannot of you see too clear, No alcohol did I drink, But man do I of something stink� Can�t drive, Barely can survive, No food did I eat, Maybe the smell is my feet�? Walking as well hard, As writing is for this bard, Cannot ride either a bike, Could anyone in this condition me like�? My sanity still there but just barely, A beer in my hand you will see only rarely, Never as I recall have I been treated unfairly, Better off in this condition, sitting on my ass quite squarely� � ~ 5/3/06

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Reviews of "Burnt"

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on May 5, 2006

Poor dear, hope you'll cool off plenty,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by KJ McPhee

Reviewed on May 4, 2006

a bleary confessional soul-searching poem that's probably detoxed the inner man. Clean again!

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on May 4, 2006

Ed
Only mad dogs and Englishmen sit out in the midday sun...:)
Peter

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on May 4, 2006

Quite a foundation you have there Ed. You paint this picture so well known for each of us at one time or the other. You look like you enjoy the world and your poems attest to this.
Susan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 4, 2006

Have you ever heard of sunscreen Edity???

Rufuz pleas tell your daddy what that is!!

Hope you peel gently......lol!!

Love Stinka.Whahahaha

Reviewed by Chanti Niven

Reviewed on May 3, 2006

At least sitting on your ass produces entertaining poetry. Just wondering...are any of us really sane? lol
Take care
Chanti

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 3, 2006

No sunscreen, eh, Ed? Shame! Hope you feel better soon. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Noxema is good for sunburns. :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on May 3, 2006

Poor Ed don't know enough to come in out of the sun!;-) Rufuz where was ya! better take care of daddio he's losing it..hope you didn't get sunburned!woof...

eT

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