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Daddy's gettin' High...by Rufuz
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Sometimes I just have to ask WHY?

He says he does not smoke cigarettes,

Nor does he anymore of the alcohol drink,

He has just this one vice, but boy does it ever stink…J

 

He does so as well love to eat,

Though he does less in the heat,

So I wish that it, for daddy’s sake, would stay hot,

But I guess I know better, what the heck, let him smoke pot…J

 

Which is worse, the herb or the food,

I really cannot say, I am afterall only a dog,

I got to admit though that when he is stewed,

It really does to some extent improve his mood…J

 

I really enjoy seeing daddy have fun,

He cranks up his music and listens till up comes the sun,

He also listens to comedians on cable,

Though sometimes he sleeps on the couch,

Getting to his bed he is sometimes unable…J (that’s when I get his bed, lol)

© Rufuz ~ 7/14/06
 

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Reviewed by Malcolm Watts (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2006
Alright Rufus - just roll over and relax and enjoy a contact high and a belly rub. Ed, you might enjoy some of my counterculture book reviews from the 60's ie Robert Crumb Handbook, Zig Zag Zen: Buddhism and Psychedelics, and Wonderland Ave: (Danny Sugarman's account of his friendship with Jim Morrison and the Doors.) Also, my own novel "Reflections from Shadow" has great counterculture stuff. Malcolm

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
Well done, Rufuz!

Reviewed on July 16, 2006
Rufuz, you are soooooo sweet! So good of you to want your Daddy to have fun! (Make him play sticks and balls with you, so you both have fun)
Lots of cuddles, B&R

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 15, 2006
Enhaling second hand smoke can be dangerous.......going by the ending of this write I think you have joined him LOL.

Reviewed on July 15, 2006
laffin too hard to review *gasping for air* ooooooooooooh, my sides! LOL

Reviewed on July 15, 2006
(((Rufuz))),

Good grief! Laughting so hard, cna hardly reveiew...look at these typos, you'd think I was smokin. LOLOL Cute one once again, just like you *smooch* Just get outta the way when he gets the mucnchies!

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalra.

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on July 15, 2006
He's gonna get the munchies Rufus....better get him a biscuit!
Taylor

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 15, 2006
bite him where it hurts rufuz;-) then take his pot and food away and hope it is a real hot day, that will show him who is boss!hehehe

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on July 15, 2006
he he he he..God, Oh Lord, where do ya get these belly hurting laughs?? Rufuz, have you been touching Daddy's up in smoke??? He He..

Love, Dove

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 15, 2006
Great write Rufuz....those stinky ones are the breeding place of the best "philosopheeeeeers!!

Love Aunty Tinky

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 15, 2006
There will be none of that aboard the Cruise Ship, Captain Sprinkles; we surely don't want to get lost - in the Bermuda Triangle - with you at the helm - it will be tough enough! Rufuz, go hide all Dad's 'stuff' at least til the cruise is over. Thanks.


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