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I Am So Bored...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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So bored I am,


So bored am I,


Got tons to do,


No ambition, no clue…


 


Heated hose in place,


So in the cold no race,


On board tank empty,


Cleaned up to a degree…


 


Maybe a nap,


Or clean the tree sap,


Or watch a race lap,


Already took a good crap…J


© ed ~ 10/15/06


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 Reviews of "I Am So Bored..."
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on February 2, 2011
Very cute Ed! Take care,~Chessly

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on July 20, 2010
Well you may be bored, but when there's nothing else that you want to do, just take a crap and that'll jump start you. LOL

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 23, 2009
just read this today. Hope you are getting well quickly. Takes time after the trouble you had. I had to put my cat 12 yr old Seasore to sleep Fri Aug 21, so sad but getting a new 3 yr old cat a dilute tortoiseshell color, naming her Thomasino after deceased hubby Thomas. Hoping I can bond as well with her as I did my buddy Seashore. Am sad right not and missing Seashore.

Reviewed on February 20, 2009
LOL~! YOU so Funny Eddy!
Thank you for opening your Big Fun CREATIVE Unique heart!
Hope you not be bored nomore, Yoda said....
WRITE ON!
Warmest of Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple Lady SHEExoooo

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2009
A good crap is good fer ya....

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
hehehehe! well now!

Reviewed by Valerie Roeske
Reviewed on September 6, 2008
maybe bored, but certainly creative, funny write, thanks for sharing, Valerie

Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 26, 2008
Yeah, you sound pretty bored alright...but creative nonetheless.

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on January 25, 2008
Good thoughts for a lazy day. Hey, and it's not even summer! lol

Did you write this just for me l o n g before you knew me?

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
Hey, when you can write like that, how can you be bored? Must be cold outside! Eileen

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on October 28, 2006
yOU ARE A TRIP!
Louisa

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
hehehehehehehehehehe

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
LOLOL, you nut ... this is cute and the ending was totally unexpected!
LOL & Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Memorable days of laughter, thanks to you. You're going to live a long time Ed.
Susan

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Silence bothers you doesn't it?;-) Keep writing :-)

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
You are incorrigible Ed! lol
Nice to read your stuff again.
Chanti

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
wish I had time to be bored you big stiff;-=)hey rufuz give him a bite you know where and he won't be so bored hahahaha...write a poem about the barrens and jersey devil for halloween put on your horror hat;-)bye bye...et

Reviewed on October 15, 2006
A repository of over 50 years life experience to draw on, and you are bored? And the only 'good' thing about your day is the crap? Ah well, at least this involved a sensation. Keep drilling.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Welcome to my world...I am done reading poems on AD and now I just sit here an hope for the next one to be posted...so you better write fast okay...or I will be bored too!!

Love tink-A-lot

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Thanks for the update, Ed. LOL!! I hope you find some motivation.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Sap and crap?! What have you been eating Ed? LOL


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