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Dog is my Co-pilot...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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As well my navigator,


Engineer & stewardess,


Fellow passenger & waiter,


Even is he a terrorist translator…


 


He keeps me awake,


On those long nights without a break,


Sometimes though he has to grab me and shake,


Traveling with him has never been a mistake,


Better he is at the travel than was Slinky,


Slinky being my twenty foot long boa constrictor snake…J


 


He sits at my side,


He definitely enjoys the ride,


Knows he does how to use the john,


As far as I am concerned,

I would travel with him worldwide…J


© ed J 12/02/06


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 Reviews of "Dog is my Co-pilot..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
Smart Doggie for sure!!

If I were a bitch he would be having a hardtime keeping me to be a "lady"!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
I have yet to have a dog with all these rugrats...Smiles!
Oneday...
I would want one like Rufuz, smart and funny...trustworthy and devoted
Loved the write Ed!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
Nothing better than a trusty canine co-pilot on those long road trips, my friend. May you have many wonderful journeys together. I used to have one, too - now, I have four, and they all jockey for the best Co-Pilot Seat!


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