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Glad it ain't here...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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No snow have we had,


No blowing or freezing,


Just a bit of cold air,


Making us dress up like a bear…


 


We have had rain,


Oh boy have we had rain,


Monsoon season has cometh,


But better than snow, on my nerves no strain…


 


If you got it where you be,


Then keep it, we don’t want it, see,


I wouldn’t take it from you even if you did include a fee,


Please to the powers that be, send no snow this winter to New Jersey…


© ed ~ 01/11/07


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Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 11, 2007
Nature has her power plays, Ed and we all fall victim. The weatherman said we may have snow soon. He can keep it.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed on January 11, 2007
Nor here. :) I like the cold, but the wind plus cold.......BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

But I do miss the snow.................................great, now I'm homesick. Move over, I'm comin to see ya (I WISH!!)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 11, 2007
Send it to me!!

That looks VERY cold Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on January 11, 2007
... don't send any snow to New Hampshire, either! It's been beautiful here, so far, Ed. I enjoyed the playful tone of your poem, and agree totally with its premise!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on January 11, 2007
Can I borrow this plea
for old St Louie?
nice poem and the picture is chilling.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2007
ME TOO

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on January 11, 2007
Your snow day is coming, so enjoy it while you can. No snow ever may not be an option, or in Mother Nature's plan. Pass the shovel. Another good bit of writing, Ed. Nice.


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