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A Rough Day it's Been...
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The sleet did the face sting,


The slush did make the cars slide and swing,


Twenty miles per hour sometimes ten,


Really today I had time to practice my Zen…


 


But damn it all,


Why on a stormy day do they go to the mall,


Personally I have enough food to last about a month,


Is it really THAT important to drive in the snow,


Just to go out and get a pack of smokes, driving so slow…?


 


Took me almost four hours to make it home,


Usually takes but two, even when I roam,


These people give me the finger when I pass,


Guess they are just jealous, they should have stayed home,


And rested their big fat ass…J


© ed J 3/16/07


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 Reviews of "A Rough Day it's Been..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 18, 2007
Most people just have to get out into it--a form of cabin fever.

Ron

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on March 17, 2007
Hey, at least you don't live in Columbus, where everyone forgets their home training whenever it snows. Some of us pretend it's not there and it's okay to still drive 20 mph over the speed limit, and the others freak out over a snowflake and slow to 15 mph while on the freeway.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on March 17, 2007
I don't have this problem Ed, I try to stay inside when the snow and sleet come down, of course I quit smoking in 1993...but if I ran out of coffee...on the road I might be! Enjoyed your write and humor as always a pleasure to read your work!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 17, 2007
Not knowing the impact of such a snow ride...I would say make fun of it!!

Lippen slippeng and sliding your way to the store!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on March 17, 2007
Ed,
In my part of the world, <southern Virginia> we didn't see much snow this year so I didn't have this problem. Glad you got home safely even thou it took four hours.:)

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 17, 2007
Personally I have enough food to last about a month,
Is it really THAT important to drive in the snow

Thanks, Bro, you've convinced me to stay home where it's safe. But we're out of food, and the wife and dogs are getting very hungry, and you say you have a month's worth of food? Can you send us some - Fed-Ex? Thanks!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 17, 2007
Left the car at home, took the bus, gave the finger back to the ones looking at smiling me from their ditched cars half buried in the snow.
Is so nice to be on the right side for once.
Georg

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on March 17, 2007
My motto in a snowstorm, don't go out unless you have to, i.e., milk, bread, eggs ... be part of the solution, not the problem -- TV says there are accidents everywhere in this snowstorm!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 16, 2007
still moanin ann groanin;-) Glad you made it home now enjoy your week-end Rufuz will help;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 16, 2007
In grocery stores we see it all the time.......people by the hunderds racing in through storms of snow, high winds, flash flood possibilities......and worst.........and for emergency food?.......nope........its for chips and dip and munchy foods.......can't live without that now can you? .........and someone races through the snow for a potatoe chip and dies........hmmm ya gotta wonder.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 16, 2007
I feel for you in this situation, Ed. When it snows here; stay off the road is the best advice (remember, I love on the "wet" coast and snow is not usually all that common except on the mountains). Well done. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz... ...woof woof.

Regis

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 16, 2007
A Kool write Ed
I use to slip ans slide during sleet storms
No More
But now I must stay alert for Tornados
And hurricane winds, But like you say
I stay home
Peace

William

Reviewed on March 16, 2007
I'm just glad you made it home in one piece; good on you! Your sense of humor is very evident in this write; very well done, Ed! BRAVO! Stay safe! And try to keep warm!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on March 16, 2007
The snow is such wonderful fun, brings out the best and worst in folks.

Thanks,
~D.

Reviewed on March 16, 2007
(((Ed))),

But you're home now, r e l a x and destress. You made it!

Don't know what it is about bad weather: it brings out the nutz in d r o v e s. You should see it here when severe weather threatens, it seem EVERYBODY has to come to the restaurant....shelter, perhaps? C r a z y! And when it ices: oboy.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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